Moderne sanger

Melodi: Amazing Grace

Kom raskere enn lynet da United hadde sikret seg ligagull nummer 19.

Nineteen, nineteen, nineteen, nineteen

Nineteen, nineteen, nineteeeeeen

Nineteen, nineteen, nineteen, nineteen

Nineteen, nineteen, nineteen

Denne sangen er en ny versjon av klassikeren "From the banks of the river Irwill". Ble hørt for første gang våren 2011 i forbindelse med Euro aways, og har etter hvert tatt mer og mer over for den gamle. Kan synges i timesvis.

Ooooooh, ooooooh

Heeeeeey, heeeeey

From the banks of the Irwill, to Sicily

And we will fight, fight, fight

For Man United FC

Melodi: You'll never walk alone

Som svar på Liverpools klubbsang, som de stjal fra Celtic og
Sunderland, har man kommet opp med denne humoristiske versjonen.
Forholdet mellom de to byene er ikke det aller beste, selv om liverpudlianere
og mancunians har mer til felles enn de fleste av dem vil innrømme...

Sign on, sign on, sign on,
cause you know, in your hearts,
that you'll neeeeever get a job, you'll neeeever get a job,
sign on, sign on... osv

Første gang jeg hørte denne sangen var på White Hart Lane
etter at Ferguson gikk ut og sa at han var HELT ferdig med United
etter den påfølgende sesongen.
Det gikk t.o.m. rykter om at han ville gå av etter Spurs-kampen fordi
han var så forbannet over måten Styret hadde behandlet ham på.
Dette var fansens måte å vise Styret hvordan de så på saken...

Melodi: Down by the Riverside

Now every single one of us,
Loves Alex Ferguson,
Loves Alex Ferguson,
Loves Alex Ferguson,
Now every single one of us,
Loves Alex Ferguson,
Loves Alex Fergusoooooooon

(Synges til du ikke har mer pust eller stemme igjen.
Hvil litt, så synger du videre).

Her er det bare å bytte ut stedsnavn etter hvor
United spiller, og synge med.

Follow, follow, follow,
Because United are going to Glasgow,
And there'll be thousands of Reds,
We'll be pissed out our heads,
Because United are going to Glasgow.

Follow, follow, follow,
Because United are going to Glasgow,
And there'll be thousands of Reds,
With neither tickets or beds,
Because United are going to Glasgow.

Follow, follow, follow,
'Cos we're going to Intertoto,
Without a word of a lie,
We'll be playing in July,
Because we're going to Intertoto!

Follow if we lose or we win,
Because United are going to Turin,
And there'll be thousands of Reds,
We'll be pissed out our heads,
Because United are going to Turin.
(sunget på vei til Juventus i 1999 og 2003)

Follow, follow, follow,
Because United are going to Porto,
And there'll be thousands of Reds,
We'll be pissed out our heads,
Because United are going to Porto.

Follow, follow, follow,
Because United are going to Monaco,
And there'll be thousands of Reds,
We'll be pissed out our heads,
Because United are going to Monaco.

Follow, follow, follow,
Because United are going to Spain,
And there'll be thousands of Reds,
We'll be pissed out our brains,
Because United are going to Spain.

Follow, follow, follow,
Because United are going to Moscow,
And there'll be thousands of Reds,
We'll be pissed out our heads,
Because United are going to Moscow.

Melodi: Lord of the Dance

Drink, drink wherever you may be,
We are the drunk and disorderly,
And we don't give a shit, and we don't give a f*ck,
We came home with the Cup Winners' Cup!

Drink, drink, wherever you may be,
I want to be an aborigine,
We lost the league and we lost the cup,
I'm an alcoholic and I'm all f*cked up!

Drink, drink wherever you may be,
We are the drunk and disorderly,
And we don't give a f*ck, and we don't give a shit,
We came home with the Championship!

Drink, drink wherever you may be,
We are the drunk and disorderly,
And we don't give a shit, and we don't give a f*ck,
We're going home with the European Cup!

Melodi: Coming round the mountain

We're the best behaved supporters in the land,
We're the best behaved supporters in the land,
We're the best behaved supporters, best behaved supporters,
Best behaved supporters in the land (when we win!)

We're a right bunch of bastards when we lose,
We're a right bunch of bastards when we lose,
We're a right bunch of bastards, right bunch of bastards,
Right bunch of bastards when we lose

Også denne sangen får stadig flere vers, de fleste henspeiler til City.
Hvilket vers som kom først kan vel diskuteres...

And United said,
"We don't like Paris anyway,
It's f*ckin' shite,
It's f*ckin' shite......"

And United said,
"We don't like Paris anyway,
It's a fiver a pint,
It's a fiver a pint......"

The copper said,
"Is that a bally on your head?",
Down Upton Park,
Down Upton Park......
(refererer til enkelte United-fans' aktiviteter i Øst-London...)

And Joe Royle said,
"Is that a trophy in your cabinet?",
Are you havin' a laugh,
Are you havin' a laugh?......

And Joe Royle said,
"We're a massive, massive club",
Are you havin' a laugh,
Are you havin' a laugh?......

And Franny Lee said,
"I'm gonna save this massive club",
Are you havin' a laugh,
Are you havin' a laugh?......

And Stevie Coppell said,
"I'm leaving this f*cking club,
I'm leaving this f*cking club,
I'm leaving this f*cking club....."

And the Hector said,
"Have you got a first class supplement?"
Are you havin' a laugh?
Are you havin' a laugh?.....
(Refererer til folkesporten blant enkelte engelske fotballtilhengere
på vei til kamp; å ikke betale for billetten. Engelsk: "to jib".
"Hector" er slang for billettkontrollør.
Supporterklubben anbefaler selvfølgelig ikke slike aktiviteter).

And Joe Royle said,
"I've got a paper mache head,
It's f*cking huge,
It's f*cking huge....."

And Dwight Yorke said,
"Is that two women in your bed?"
Are you havin' a laugh?
Are you havin' a laugh?.....

And George Weah said,
"I thought you played in Red"
Are you havin' a laugh?
Are you havin' a laugh?.....

And Joe Royle said,
"Who threw that coin at Beckham's head?
Can I play him up front?
His aim's better than these c*nts..."