KARMA, KARMA, KARMA

En gammel Boy George-låt de som stod på United Road,
nederste del av nåværende North Stand, pleide å synge.
Blir fortsatt brukt i dag, men ikke så ofte. Andre vers er
den aggressive versjonen.

Melodi: Karma Chameleon

Karma, Karma, Karma, Karma, Karma United Road,
United Road, United Road,
Karma, Karma, Karma, Karma, Karma United Road,
United Road, United Road.

Karma, Karma, Karma, Karma, Karma United Road,
And have a go, and have a go,
Karma, Karma, Karma, Karma, Karma United Road,
And have a go, and have a go.......

 

OH, MANCHESTER IS WONDERFUL

Melodi: When the Saints go marching in

Oh Manchester (oh Manchester),
Is wonderful (is wonderful),
Oh Manchester is wonderful,
Its full of tits, fanny and United,
Oh Manchester is wonderful.

Oh Merseyside (oh Merseyside),
Is full of shit (is full of shit),
Oh Merseyside is full of shit,
It's full of shit, shit and more shit,
Oh Merseyside is full of shit.

Oh Elland Road (oh Elland Road),
Is full of sheep (is full of sheep),
Oh Elland Road is full of sheep,
It's full of sheep, sheep and more sheep,
Oh Elland Road is full of sheep

 

REDS ARE HERE

Brukes på bortekamper når det dukker opp United-fans
blandt hjemmefansen; som oftest når de blir båret bort
av vaktene eller løper ut på banen!

Reds are here,
Reds are there,
Reds are every-f*cking-where,
La-la la-la-la la-la...

 

UNITED, UNITED, RAH-RAH-RAH!

Lett stereotyp-henspeiling

United, United, rah rah rah,
City, City, ha ha ha,
Leeds, Leeds, baa baa baa,
Scousers, Scousers, where's my car?

 

WHO THE F*CK ARE MAN. UNITED?

Bortsett fra den siste setningen var dette opprinnelig en
sang andre lags supportere begynte å synge om United.
Men etter hvert fant United-fans selv ut at det var innmari
morsomt å synge sangen selv, om ikke annet så for å se
ansiktsutrykkene på motstanderfansen!

Who the f*ck are Man United?
Who the f*ck are Man United?
Who the f*ck are Man United
as the Reds go marching on on on...