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IF YOU ALL HATE SCOUSERS…

Vanligvis synges bare det første verset av denne sangen. 
En populær sang til hyldest for våre venner fra Beatles-byen…

Melodi: Coming Round the Mountain

Singing i-yi yippie yippie-i, (klapp, klapp)
Singing i-yi yippie yippie-i, (klapp, klapp)
Singing i-yi yippie, i-yi yippie,
I-yi yippie yippie-i, (klapp, klapp).

If you all hate scousers clap your hands, (klapp, klapp)
If you all hate scousers clap your hands, (klapp, klapp)
If you all hate scousers, all hate scousers,
All hate scousers clap your hands. (klapp for harde livet!)

If you still hate scousers clap your hands, (klapp, klapp)
If you still hate scousers clap your hands, (klapp, klapp)
If you still hate scousers, still hate scousers,
Still hate scousers clap your hands. (klapp for harde livet!)

 

IF YOU WANNA GO TO HEAVEN WHEN YOU DIE

Melodi: Coming Round the Mountain

If you wanna go to heaven when you die,
you’ve got to keep the red flag flying high,
you must wear a red bonnet,
with f*ck the scousers on iiiiiiiiiit,
if you wanna go to heaven when you die!

 

WE KNOCKED THE SCOUSERS OFF THE PERCH

Sangen oppstod på Ewood Park i mai 2011, da United sikret ligagull nummer 19 og tok over den engelske fotballtronen fra Liverpool.

Melodi: Coming Round the Mountain

Singing we knocked the scousers off their perch

Singing we knocked the scousers off their perch

Singing we knocked the scousers, we knocked the scouseeeeeeers

We knocked the scousers off their perch

 

We’ll be running round Old Trafford with nineteen

We’ll be running round Old Trafford with nineteen

We’ll be running round Old Trafford, running round Old Traffooooooord

Running round Old Trafford with nineteen

 

IN YOUR LIVERPOOL SLUMS

In your Liverpool slums, in your Liverpool slums,
You look in the dustbins for something to eat,
You find a dead rat and you think it’s a treat,
In your Liverpool slums…

In your Liverpool slums, in your Liverpool slums,
Your Mum’s on the beat and your Dad’s in the nick,
You can’t find a job ‘coz you’re too f*ckin’ thick,
In your Liverpool slums…

 

POOR OLD ARSENAL

Stakkars Arsenal, de som i 2002/03-sesongen gikk under betegnelsen 
“verdens-beste-lag-noensinne;-minst-like-gode-som-Brasil-1970”. 
Men ikke vant de ligaen og ikke var de noe særlig tess i Europa. 

Melodi: Rule Britannia

Poor old Arsenal,
they always f*ck it up,
do they score in Europe do they f*ck!

Poor old Arsenal,
they always f*ck it up,
do they win in Europe do they f*ck!

 

THEY’RE GOING DOWN

Mel.: Yellow submarine

City’s going down with a billion in the bank
A billion in the bank, a billion in the bank
City’s going down with a billion in the bank
A billion in the bank, a billion in the bank

They’re going down, they’re going down
They’re going down, they’re going down
They’re going down, they’re going down
They’re going down, they’re going down

 

 

 

BUILD A BONFIRE

En klassisk City-sang som blir sunget mye.

Build a bonfire, build a bonfire
put the scousers on the top,
put Man. City in the middle
and we’ll burn the f*cking lot.

 

KNICK-KNACK PADDYWHACK

En klassiker som man hører ofte også i 2010. 
Det er det første verset man pleier å synge, men er 
man sammen med United-fans som har vært med 
en stund kan det være greit å kunne alle versene. 

Melodi: Knick-Knack Paddywhack

U-N-I T-E-D,
United are the team for me,
With a knick-knack, paddywhack,
Give a dog a bone,
Why don’t City f*ck off home.

 

MY OLD MAN

En av favorittsangene til United-fansen. Nok en klassiker 
som har blitt moderne igjen. Mange har skrevet for å få teksten 
til denne sangen, man hører den ofte via tv. Velbekomme!

My old man said be a City fan,
and I said bollocks, you’r a c*nt, you’re a c*nt!
I’d rather sh*g a bucket with a big hole in it,
than be a City fan for just one minute.

With hatchets and hammers, and stanley knives and spanners,
we’ll show the City bastards how to fight, how to fight,
Oh, I’d rather sh*g a bucket with a big hole in it,
than be a City fan.

ALL TOGETHER NOW!!

 

THE CITY IS YOURS

Melodi: Sloop John B

The city is yours, the city is yoooooours,

20.000 empty seats,

Are you f*cking sure?

 

THIS IS HOW IT FEELS TO BE CITY

En klassisk låt av bandet Inspiral Carpets som har fått en litt anderledes tekst.

This is how it feels to be city,
this is how it feels to be small,
this is how it feels when your team wins nothing at all
nothing at all, nothing at all, nothing at all…….. osv

Teksten har mistet mening etter at City har vunnet både FA-cupen og ligaen, men en tidlig exit fra Champions League 2012/13 – og vips var veien kort til denne varianten:

This is how it feels to be city,
this is how it feels to be small,
this is how it feels when your passport’s back in the drawer,
back in the drawer, back in the drawer…

 

KICKIN’ A BLUE

We fought in France
We fought in Spain
We fought in the sun
And we fought in the rain.

We took the Kop
And Chelsea too
But what we like most is
kickin’ a Blue.

Kickin’ a Blue
Kickin’ a Blue
What we like most is
kickin’ a Blue

 

WHAT A WASTE OF COUNCIL TAX

Boo Camp, City of Manchester Stadium, Eastlands; 
kjært barn har mange navn. Uansett, Citys blå elefant 
ble bygget til Commonwealth Games med skattebetalernes penger. 
Snakk om å kaste penger ut av vinduet, i hvert fall når mange 
kommer til kampene forkledd som blå plastseter.

Melodi: Sloop John B.

We paid for your hooome, we paid for your hoooome,
what a waste of council tax,
we paid for your hooome…

They don’t even gooo, they don’t even goooo,
what a waste of council tax,
they don’t even gooo…

 

YOUR COUNCIL HOUSE IS NEVER FULL

Nok et lite stikk til våre naboer som til stadighet dukker 
opp på sitt nye stadion utkledd som blå seter. 
Eller er det bare noe de vil ha oss til å tro..? 

Melodi: When the Saints go marching in

Your council house – your council house
Is never full – is never full
Your council house is never full
Until you play Man United
Your council house is never full.

 

CITY ARE A MASSIVE CLUB

Melodi: He’s got the whole world…

They’ve got the tallest floodlights in the Football League,
They’ve got the tallest floodlights in the Football League,
They’ve got the tallest floodlights in the Football League,
Oh! city are a massive club!

They’ve got the widest pitch in the land,
They’ve got the widest pitch in the land,
They’ve got the widest pitch in the land,
Oh! city are a massive club!

They’ve got 54 players and they’re no f*cking good,
They’ve got 54 players and they’re no f*cking good,
They’ve got 54 players and they’re no f*cking good,
Oh! city are a massive club!

They’ve got Curly Watts as a celebrity fan,
They’ve got Curly Watts as a celebrity fan,
They’ve got Curly Watts as a celebrity fan,
Oh! city are a massive club!

They play at Gresty Road and Edgerly Park,
They play at Gresty Road and Edgerly Park,
They play at Gresty Road and Edgerly Park,
Oh! city are a massive club!

They go to Wrexham and Cardiff on Euro-aways,
They go to Wrexham and Cardiff on Euro-aways,
They go to Wrexham and Cardiff on Euro-aways,
Oh! city are a massive club!

They had the future England Captain, but his cruciate went,
They had the future England Captain, but his cruciate went,
They had the future England Captain, but his cruciate went,
Oh! city are a massive club!

They won the Shamrock Trophy in 92,
They won the Shamrock Trophy in 92,
They won the Shamrock Trophy in 92,
Oh! city are a massive club!

They’ve got 3 stars on their new club badge,
They’ve got 3 stars on their new club badge,
They’ve got 3 stars on their new club badge,
Oh! city are a massive club!

They’ve got exec boxes with a balcony,
They’ve got exec boxes with a balcony,
They’ve got exec boxes with a balcony,
Oh! city are a massive club!

They’ve had seventeen managers in twenty years
They’ve had seventeen managers in twenty years
They’ve had seventeen managers in twenty years
Oh! city are a massive club!

They take 15,000 to every away,
They take 15,000 to every away,
They take 15,000 to every away,
Oh! city are a massive club!

You can see Old Trafford from the Kippax Stand,
You can see Old Trafford from the Kippax Stand,
You can see Old Trafford from the Kippax Stand,
Oh! city are a massive club!

They’ve got the best goalie the world has ever seen,
They’ve got the best goalie the world has ever seen,
They’ve got the best goalie the world has ever seen,
Oh! city are a massive club!

They’re the second-best team in Division Two,
They’re the second-best team in Division Two,
They’re the second-best team in Division Two,
Oh! city are a massive club!

They have a civic reception when they’ve won f*ck all,
They have a civic reception when they’ve won f*ck all,
They have a civic reception when they’ve won f*ck all,
Oh! city are a massive club!

Og enda flere vers….

They had a continental Laser Blue Kappa Kit…

They’re going to turn Manchester into Milan…

They signed Spencer Prior on deadline day…

They’ve got the Gallagher brothers in the Guvernors…

They’ve got 3 stars on their badge – what the f*ck’s that about…

They took a quarter of a million to Ewood Park…

They’ve got 3007 in a temporary stand…

They’ve got the tallest corner flags in the world…

They invade their pitch when they win 3 points…

They won the Shamrock Trophy in ‘92…

They had Ryan Giggs on schoolboy forms…

They’ve got a farmyard animal and they play him up front…

They’ve got three million fans in Manchester…

It’s been 31 years and they’ve won f*ck all…

They’ve got a dirty old slapper with a rusty bell…

They’ll stay up for 3 seasons – autumn, winter and spring…

They empty Stockport when they play at home…

They’ve got four different stands from a Meccano kit…

They’re the only team that come from Manchester…

All their fans live 10 minutes from Maine Road…

They’ve got the biggest bananas in the land…

They take 25,000 to every away…

They’ve got a centre forward with grooves in his head…

Their managers got a papier mache head…

You can see Old Trafford from the kippax stand…

They’ll be relegated by bonfire night…

They’ve got salt and pepper on their hot dog stands…

They’ve got greenalls bitter in the kippax stand…

They’ve got the greenest grass in the whole of the world…

They hounded Swales’ mam into an early grave…

They’ve got a gypsy curse on their massive pitch….

Their best player ever played for Ajax reserves…

They had a derby match with Macclesfield…

They had Colin Bell who was better than Best(!)…

They’ve been relegated ten times…

They had a chairman and a manager that wore a wig…

They bought Steve Daly for a million quid…

They tried to sign Geoff Thomas and he turned ’em down…

They’ve got Bernard Manning as their fattest fan…

They used to be little, but now they’re large…

They sing racist chants, coz they’ve got no class…

 

HOLLOW, HOLLOW, HOLLOW

Og neida, det er ikke bare Liverpool og City som får gjennomgå. Her er en om Chelsea, som er en gjenganger.

 

Hollow, Hollow, Hollow,
Chelsea’s success is f*cking hollow,
All the money they took,
From that big Russian crook,
And you’ll never win three in a row.